“What the fuck were you thinking?”
The shmura matzah lies, edge broken, on the table. It’s still in its plastic bag, wrapped in Israel and sealed all the way to us. I release it, fingers tentatively dangling above it, deciding whether to continue trying to return it to its box.
“The package says ‘to Mr. Ronald Reiches.’ That’s my name, not yours.”
He’d opened it mere moments before, spacious yellow envelope with this simple, square box within. I’d removed the matzah from the box, to show him what shmura is. Thirty seconds ago, he’d had no concept of hand-pressed matzah, individually baked. A minute ago, he hadn’t even known we’d had matzah in the house.
I pick up the box once more, carefully return the matzah to the package and seal it back up, holding my tongue.